tympanista:

congratulations if i’m following u

(via slomps)

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr, via slomps)

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

(via abcdefgrudtfwithmee)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via abcdefgrudtfwithmee)

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

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I thought it was… suitable

(via mickey131)

ukeking:

the secret to losing followers is being yourself

(Source: sousukes, via abcdefgrudtfwithmee)

ugly:

when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt

(via virtuous-goddess)

hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

(Source: hbunot, via abcdefgrudtfwithmee)

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