I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

Do u ever leave ur phone for like an hour and expect to come back to like 60 texts but u get none

yeah same

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

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somefancyname:

F is for friends who don’t talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

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  • My entire school: You don't talk much.
  • Me: Because I hate you all.

beautifulliesandrockbottom:

wilbr:

In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

You’re next.

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sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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punk2007:

(in the 1600’s) you gotta carrier pigeon?

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WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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cockkkkkkkk:

5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay

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