F is for friends who don’t talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
When I’m somewhere and a bunch of little kids start running around:
damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
dancing in public:
dancing in the shower:
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”